Times of BS

In the Times of India web edition today, the following is the list of news items:

1. Its all rumour. Arafat still alive.
2. Thackeray wants Rahul Gandhi to marry Indian.
3. Ms Jammu 2001, arrested for acting in a porn movie tells her sordid story.
4. Gangster Abu Salem's girlfriend Monica Bedi has written a letter to the President.
5. Shewag's in-laws involved in fraud charge.
6. Beckham writes to the British parliament saying he liked "Bend it like Bekham".
7. Ramu (Ram Gopal Varma) confesses he likes breasts.
8. Sienna to do steamiest scene ever

Having reported the Arafat story as the top headline, I guess the Times decided it has fulfilled its obligations as a newspaper. The rest of the page was hence filled up with pornography of various kinds. And we all thought the American media was vacuous and dumbed down.

The kicker is that this is the most widely read English language newspaper in the country. God save India (from the Times).

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